May 09, 2002
Buy a nuke?

Apparently, it's not that hard to get a nuclear warhead. This is quite disturbing. Even though I found out later that this story is probably not genuine, I'm still sure it could have been true...

I remember how I used to think, growing up in Washington D.C. as a child, that when we got nuked we would be vaporized instantaneously, so it really wasn't all that bad... We wouldn't melt or die slowly and painfully like the people in West Virginia or North Carolina... I remember being dully afraid though. Like death was hanging over everyone...

Later in college, I happened through a history aisle in the library, and started looking at books about Reagan, Iran-Contra, and other Cold-War issues... I guess I must have been much more scared as a child than I thought, because I almost began to weep. My eyes welled up with emotion. I finally realized that the nuclear standoff was over, right then and there. What a world we live in, eh? ... What else is there to say?

Posted by Trevor Hill at May 09, 2002 10:33 AM

I WANT A NUKE THIS IS A PUCLIC PC I AM IN ERUO AND CAN SPECK FRENCH ENGLISH AND GARMAN WILLING TO PAY NO MORE THEN 4000,000

Posted by: JD at July 1, 2003 12:29 PM

HEllo all,im lookin for a big nuke.please thanks

Posted by: Daniel at July 20, 2003 09:40 PM

Hello Daniel,i am repsonding to the message u left.i am willing to sell u a Big Nuke if u can let me stay at ur house for sum weeks.
Your Truely
Bsama Lin Oaden

Posted by: Osama at July 20, 2003 10:04 PM

Thats ok wif me,drop on by ne time u want or just reply to my message.And about living wif me,i got a little cave out back.Hope 2 c u sum time soon.

P.S:dont forget the nuke

Posted by: Daniel at July 20, 2003 10:07 PM

please send me a nuke,i want to blow up germany and france, and maybe belgium,i hate brussels

Posted by: david at September 8, 2003 04:17 AM

I want to blow up France.

Posted by: George Bush at October 1, 2003 08:11 AM

There will be great fire for the Americans, such is the rath of Allah. I bestowe such fire for all the America's.

Posted by: Ossama Bin Ladden at November 7, 2003 11:12 AM

I want one to please send it to BCHS thank you. I will ofer you 100,000,000

Posted by: i want one too at December 8, 2003 02:22 PM

I want one to please send it to BCHS thank you. I will ofer you 100,000,000

Posted by: i want one too at December 8, 2003 02:22 PM

I want one to please send it to BCHS thank you. I will ofer you 100,000,000

Posted by: i want one too at December 8, 2003 02:22 PM

i would like to blow up all the other schools in town so there is no competition. i shall rule the world one day

Posted by: adulf hitler junior at December 11, 2003 07:36 AM

i want a 64mgt nuke i am willing to pay10000000

Posted by: dave at December 11, 2003 10:18 AM

i want a nuike i'll pay ya the 400k gran they found with me in my hole and my handgun. when u recieve my payment plesase just LAUNCH the nuke by air to the white house

thanks

Posted by: saddam hussen at March 21, 2004 10:34 PM

Hello, I am Satan. Is there any way i could get a nuke shipped to Hell (aka Texas)? At least 64MGT, I am willing to pay as much as it takes. I will pay anyone any amount of money for a nuke. Just send it to Hell when you recieve payment.

Posted by: Satan at April 2, 2004 05:57 PM