"This is a dear chicken transformation set. It is made from the two-tone felt cloth of yellow and orange, and even if it takes, it is finished to the pop impression. Please observe the feather of the chicken currently attached to the both sides of a hat. please imagine a profile when a cat covers it is as dear as it blows off involuntarily — since it can equip with the head volume to which the reed of a chicken also attached ??[sic] hat on a piece of Velcro, attachment and detachment are easy"

Found this hilarious site from Chanpon. It's called PetOffice, and the page I quoted above is here. I can't stop laughing at the pictures or the Engrish... ;D It's a bit scary the things people will do to their pets.